You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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