I like to think it a success when the cops are called
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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