school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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