i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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