it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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