all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
