man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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