So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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