problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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