there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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