She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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