Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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