All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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