It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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