That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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