Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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