we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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