You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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