So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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