It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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