the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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