windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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