it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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