she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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