I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You're like the curious george of whores
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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