found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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