I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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