I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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