Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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