"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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