So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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