Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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