Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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