i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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