can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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