If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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