its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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