I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
