Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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