Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
handjob tips. give me some.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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