can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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