Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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