I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
