Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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