drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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