Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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