If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
