We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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