its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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