i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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