great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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