My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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