names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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