sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was so not down for the gang bang
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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