I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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