Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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